ewebie:

perchu:

razzliox:

perchu:

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

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taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

me: image

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neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

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ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

image

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winchester-like-the-gun:

batreaux:

*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide

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harrystylesdildo:

"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"

image

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cramp:

someone really needs to find that plane already

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